i bolded the ones that apply to me!

You know that the only people who call it "Joisey" are from New York (usually The Bronx) or Texas.

You know that it's called "Great Adventure," not "Six Flags." ahh! do not speak of that...that... place!

Whenever you park, there's a Camaro within three spots of you.
You know that the state isn't one big oil refinery.

At least three people in your family still love Bruce Springsteen, and you know what town Jon Bon Jovi is from.

You know what a "jug handle" is.

You know that a WaWa is a convenience store.

You know that the state isn't all farmland.

You don't "go to the beach", you go "down the shore"

you know that the road to the shore is "The Parkway" not "The Garden State Highway."

Even your school cafeteria made good Italian subs, and, you call it a "sub" not a "submarine sandwich" or worse yet, a "hoagy" or a "hero."  true that!

You know how to properly negotiate a Circle. maybe?...

You knew that the last question had to do with driving. thanks mr. nice!

You know that "Acme" is an actual store, not just a Warner Bros creation.

You know that this is the only "New..." state that doesn't require "New" to identify it (like, try ...Mexico, ...York, ...Hampshire (doesn't work, does it?).

You only go to New York City for day trips, and you only call it "The City."

The Jets-Giants game has started fights at your school or local bar.  i dunno...

You've eaten a Boardwalk cheesesteak with vinegar fries.

You have a favorite Atlantic City casino.

You refer to all highways and interstates by their numbers.

You know that people from North Jersey go to Seaside Heights, and people from Central Jersey go to Belmar and people from South Jersey go to Wildwood. willie!

You weren't raised in New Jersey -- you were raised in either North Jersey, Central Jersey or South Jersey.

You don't consider Newark or Camden to actually be part of the state.

You've never pumped your own gas.

You know that you should get the hell out of Camden before dark. and trenton!

You buy Shop-Rite brand food at Shop-Rite.

You always went to the Franklin Institute when you were a kid.

You say "water" weird. and "bagel" apparently

 You never had school on Rosh Hashanah or Yom Kippur. haha. i did in Catholic school!

You know that people from the 609 area code are "a little different". ... a lot different! (j/k...j/k)

You will always say "YO", and you'll say it often.


You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from New Jersey.